I’m your landlady, dear, not your housekeeper.
DashCon 2014 was a ton of fun and super great (◡‿◡✿)
The admins did their best to make everything as wonderful as they could (◡‿◡✿)
There were no fights or arguments, just all love (◡‿◡✿)
If you shit talk about DashCon 2014, I will find you and skin you (ʘ‿ʘ)✿
There is no war in Ba Sing Se.
"summer is so boring, i can’t wait for school to start!"
I don’t know which is the “correct” answer, but I know which one I’m going to use from now on
My whole life has been a lie
tumblrcon would be such a bad idea it would be like 75% scary superwholocks probably
sorry i think you misspelt brilliant
nah its a terrible idea have you seen superwholocks they are terrifying
What do you mean, terrifying? *Drinks salt*
what the fuck
this is more relevant than ever
The baby rubber duck was John’s best friend (in the bathroom).
this girl deserves an oscar
me when forced to do chores
multiple takes of the johnlock kiss
did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world
"Oh my god Panic! at the disco is so emo!"
yeah they are so emo it scares me
*knocks on your door*
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